Miracle Of New Life Enthusiast Prints

First pregnancy vs. second pregnancy.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Tiny Visions

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Moses as a child.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"That's my boy!"

Emma is very happy that the doctor will finally remove the growth on Daddy's nose but she's also a little sad to see it go...

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'And now the anti-aging pill is in the market - tough luck, my dear!'

Jesus falling over a wave.

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"Which button on the phone did you press?"

Moses Parting the Red Tea

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"