Mining Fan Gifts

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Bottle Distillery

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Wine: New and Old.

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

Deadwood 25 miles

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

FedRex

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

When beavers dream.

"Drinking? Who's drinking? I'm antioxidizing."

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

The American Farmer: a vanishing breed.