Mining Fan Pillows

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Bottle Distillery

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

Scientists building a tower

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

Wine: New and Old.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

FedRex

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Deadwood 25 miles

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

When beavers dream.

The American Farmer: a vanishing breed.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."