Millennial Musers Pillows

The Millennial Game of... Life

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

"He's an indoor cat."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

Man bun tending

Millennial Pain Assessment

Teen Weather

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

"What's a phone book?"

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

Twitter is born.

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

Son of Howl

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

Crybaby Millennials

"If he wags his tail, it's a 'Like'."

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

Millenial Peacock

"Hi. We're all in the eighteen-to-thirty-four-year-old age group that you're a member of. Come on out and play with us."

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

Millennial Puppet

"Like my Facebook page."

"I think it's a library - you know, that place for middle-aged men to look at p********y."

Bored Apathetic Smiley Face Meme