Millennial Musers Prints

The Millennial Game of... Life

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

Wifi in Hell

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Fur Baby

"He's an indoor cat."

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Millennial Pain Assessment

Teen Weather

Man bun tending

The Potato Salad Society

"I don't think this is a diner about being a diner. I think this is just a diner."

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

"What's a phone book?"

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

Twitter is born.

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

"If he wags his tail, it's a 'Like'."

Crybaby Millennials

Son of Howl

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

"If the average attention span is 8 seconds, why are most commercials 30 seconds?"

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

Millennial Puppet

"And though he was but one, young Zach could fearlessly cancel with the strength of many."

"Hi. We're all in the eighteen-to-thirty-four-year-old age group that you're a member of. Come on out and play with us."

Millenial Peacock

"Like my Facebook page."