Modern Musers Prints

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

The Evolution Of Man.

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

George Santayana

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Insomnia.

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

'I'm not sure that a more ethnically aware Pope is the right way to go.'

Camp Wilderness.

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

'I think it's called RED!'

Brancusi.

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

"How dare you!"

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

The Art Critics

"Don't quote me on that."

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

Shellfie

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Woman lying on a couch admiring her portrait.

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."