Millennial Memer Pillows

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Text Culture

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

Fur Baby

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"He's an indoor cat."

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"Dislocating your jaw yawning during my lecture on work related injuries is NOT a work related injury!"

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?'

Captain Millennial

Man bun tending

'There have been some mutterings that the partnership council is just window dressing...'

Chatterbox Monkey

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

'Agenda item 456(b), 'Reasons for low attendance at meetings'.'

'Clear communications are essential to a positive work environment, so let's be 'clear' that we will be expecting you to cover the cuts by working twice as hard for less return in worse conditions!'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"Prove you're a dog"

"Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like..."

"If he wags his tail, it's a 'Like'."