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The Potato Salad Society

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Text Culture

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

Fur Baby

"He's an indoor cat."

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

"Have you considered vlogging?"

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"Dislocating your jaw yawning during my lecture on work related injuries is NOT a work related injury!"

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?'

Man bun tending

Captain Millennial

'There have been some mutterings that the partnership council is just window dressing...'

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

Chatterbox Monkey

"I didn't endorse him, but I 'Liked' him on Facebook."

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

'Agenda item 456(b), 'Reasons for low attendance at meetings'.'

'Clear communications are essential to a positive work environment, so let's be 'clear' that we will be expecting you to cover the cuts by working twice as hard for less return in worse conditions!'

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"If he wags his tail, it's a 'Like'."

"Prove you're a dog"