Military Protocol Gifts

"General Hoskins, I don't care if you are in charge of our star-wars defense. You must wear a regulation uniform."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Military Medals

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

The new normal

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Trump

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

Military style hedgehog

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

UNFADED GLORY

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Lost around a military base.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.