Military Policies Gifts

Don't Act

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

Hate Platforms

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Our Two Parties, Explained

Trump leaving

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

'The recession is over, again.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Think Tank

Harry S. Truman

Economy

Roe v. Wade

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Tearing up the Iran Deal

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

Sybil Obama