Defense Policy Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone interested in defense policy? Our collection combines smart humor and clever designs, tailored for those passionate about military strategy, international security, and policy debates. Find a memorable gift that speaks to their interest and adds a fun twist to their home or office.

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Ronald Reagan

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'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

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"Lord, help the GOP reject missile reduction, hasrening the second coming and Armageddon!"

"Lord, help the GOP reject missile reduction, hasrening the second coming and Armageddon!" mockup

"Lord, help the GOP reject missile reduction, hasrening the second coming and Armageddon!"

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"Nato is brain dead!"

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"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages." mockup

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?" mockup

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

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"Good boy."

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Foreign Markets with Big Barriers mockup

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

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US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out. mockup

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

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You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy mockup

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

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'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.' mockup

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

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USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe mockup

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

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'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.' mockup

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

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dog vs UFO...

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"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney." mockup

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

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Trump leaving

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'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....' mockup

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

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It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months. mockup

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

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Think Tank

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Roe v. Wade

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Economy

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Harry S. Truman

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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Two Ways out of Iraq.

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Tearing up the Iran Deal

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"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!" mockup

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

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"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells." mockup

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

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"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor." mockup

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

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'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!' mockup

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

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USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

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A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.' mockup

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

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The Monroe Doctrine

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Backstabber Express: Trump

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'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!' mockup

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

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Defense Policy Gifts Collection

Defense Policy Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that humorously and thoughtfully celebrate defense policy enthusiasts—perfect for coffee or tea lovers.

Defense Policy Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that feature clever defense policy designs—fun and functional home accessories.

Defense Policy Prints

Add personality to any room with prints inspired by defense policy—smart decor for the intellectually curious.

Defense Policy T-Shirts

Check out our witty defense policy T-shirts—great for making a statement with humor and intelligence.