Defense Policy Gifts

Ronald Reagan

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Lord, help the GOP reject missile reduction, hasrening the second coming and Armageddon!"

"Nato is brain dead!"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Trump leaving

Our Two Parties, Explained

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

dog vs UFO...

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Economy

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Think Tank

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Roe v. Wade

Harry S. Truman

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

Sybil Obama

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'