Military Policies Pillows

Don't Act

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Hate Platforms

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Trump leaving

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Economy

'The recession is over, again.'

Think Tank

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Harry S. Truman

Roe v. Wade

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"