Military Policy Critic Pillows

UK border controls relaxed.

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

The wrecking crew!

Denazification

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

The Drone

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

"Say. . . don't I know you from someplace. . . ?"

"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

'The hospital needs to cut its drug budget...Mrs Miggins will be seeing what she can do for the Oncology department with hot twigs and frogspawn...'