Militarism Critic Pillows

Mission Accomplished

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Denazification

Pennies for People, Billions for War

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Invade/Fail/Deny

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Militant Pacifists

IOC and human rights.

Domino Democracy.

No Unknown Unknowns

John McCain, pre-RIP

Chilcot's Army

Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq.

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Precisely Inprecise

Crusade - Oil is thicker than blood?

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

Maybe We'll Invade Another Oil-Rich Politically Dysfunctional Sort of Socialist Country. What Could Go Wrong?

The USA Peace Dove Choosing War

Double Speak

'Our main priority is to protect all of the innocent oil that has become caught up in this conflict.'

"Off with their heads!"

Rise of the Econotraitors

Sorry

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

General eating his gun, whilst a child begs for peace.

Shhhh

Get Ready for the Next One

Bush's Last Stand.

In the Future

Bomb

Consumerism junkie.