Military Critique Analyst Pillows

'Our best exit strategy is to privatize the military and send in mercenaries.'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

That's What Happens

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Denazification

Intolerable

Pennies for People, Billions for War

Defence Cutbacks.

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Invade/Fail/Deny

The Thinker

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

US fears missile competition.

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Oooops!

Library Geoge W. Bush

Dictators Consuming the World

US strike on Syria.

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

The Generals medals

The Grim map of Iraq.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Vocabulary Glossary for Libya

Tank. Building this vehicle will create jobs and stimulate growth! He's given new meaning to the phrase "The economy's in the tank"!

Talkshow Scheduling Dept. I scheduled a guest how a book advocating a strong military position. You booked a hawk who's hawking a book!