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'No, this isn't a good time, they're busy downsizing the military-industrial complex.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Cat in a tank...

Laughingstock

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Trump Poutine

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Horse statue throws off rider.

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.