Militaristic Debate Contributor Pillows

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Rishi Sunak interrupts Liz Truss in leader's debate

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

Who will be the next CNN analyst?

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

Donald Rumsfeld

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

'This is the way to do it.'

"Welcome to the class of 2020. Here's a lists of things you cannot say, do or watch, in case they offend someone you've never met."

"Being a military pundit was great after they got Bin Laden, but lousy after we left Afghanistan."

'We are an equal opportunity employer; but you're really pushing it.'

The Fortunes of War

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

"So apart from stop being 'lying hypocritical uncaring bastards who'd promise anything to get back in power'...is there anything else we might do to secure your vote?"

'As station manager, I'd like to apologize to any morons our t.v. editorial may have offended.'

"Now that we're down to three candidates, we're switching to a 'rock, paper, scissors' format."