Medical Protocol Enthusiast Gifts

"I'll need some form of identity..."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

Decontamination

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"This feels so familiar."

"Uh-Oh!"

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

"It appears you have a virus."