Medical Protocol Enthusiast Mugs

"I'll need some form of identity..."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

Doctors

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Medical Examinations.

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

Decontamination

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"It appears you have a virus."

Too much Inflammation

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"This feels so familiar."