Medical Procedure Enthusiast Gifts

"We've never been closer since our fecal transplants."

"It's your prep drink for tomorrow's colonoscopy."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Doctors

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

Medical Examinations.

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.