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Pandemic Protocol Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for your pandemic protocol enthusiast? Discover items that humorously highlight their dedication to safety protocols. Perfect for those who take masks, sanitizers, and social distancing seriously but still love a bit of fun. Our collection blends wit with practicality, making safety stylish and amusing. Surprise them with a gift that shows you appreciate their commitment and sense of humor during these unusual times.
How To Wash Your A**
Social Distancing Club
Coronavirus Sisyphys
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules
"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"
Decontamination
Fighting the Zika Virus
Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases
"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"
Covid-19 reaper
'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'
2020 Panic Room
'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'
Graduation Day 2020
'In case of a sudden loss of cabin-pressure, please don the respective AFTER-LIFE costume located in the seat pocket in front of you..'
"Still too close."
"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"
"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"
"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"
Masked Wrestler
Covid Back to School
"Your body, your choice."
World Zika Alert
Home Stay Home
"Oi you. . . down the back. . . sit still and watch this video on the dangers of sitting still."
"You'd better make that 10 feet."
Blackmarket Flu Vaccine
2020 Social Distancing
"Table for one, sir?"
"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "
Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.
Antisocial distancing
"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."
Pandemic Protocol Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Pandemic Protocol Enthusiast Mugs
Explore more witty mugs perfect for pandemic enthusiasts—funny, inspiring, and safety-focused designs to brighten their mornings.
Pandemic Protocol Enthusiast Pillows
Discover pillows that bring comfort and a touch of humor about pandemic protocols—make their space both cozy and amusing.
Pandemic Protocol Enthusiast Prints
Browse our prints that cleverly celebrate pandemic safety—perfect for decorating their home or office with thoughtful humor.
Pandemic Protocol Enthusiast T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to their safety dedication with humorous and stylish designs—great for everyday wear or casual outings.