"Stay that far away."
Pandemic Protocol Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone obsessed with pandemic protocols? Our collection blends humor with practicality, perfect for those who champion safety measures. Whether they’re on the front lines or just love staying vigilant, find a humorous mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print that celebrates their commitment to health protocols in a fun and creative way.
DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)
Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).
Coronavirus Impact on Children
Social Distancing Club
Coronavirus Sisyphys
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules
"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"
Decontamination
Fighting the Zika Virus
"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"
Covid-19 reaper
Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases
"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."
Caution: Swine Flu!
2020 Panic Room
'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'
'In case of a sudden loss of cabin-pressure, please don the respective AFTER-LIFE costume located in the seat pocket in front of you..'
"Still too close."
"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"
"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"
Masked Wrestler
Home Stay Home
Heavenly Gates: Masks Required
"He's in lockdown."
World Zika Alert
"Your body, your choice."
"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."
Covid Back to School
"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"
"Oi you. . . down the back. . . sit still and watch this video on the dangers of sitting still."
"You'd better make that 10 feet."
2020 Social Distancing
Blackmarket Flu Vaccine
Pandemic Protocol Aficionado Gifts Collection
Pandemic Protocol Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for pandemic protocol aficionados—humorous, practical, and perfect for starting the day with a smile.
Pandemic Protocol Aficionado Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate pandemic vigilance—add humor and comfort to any room.
Pandemic Protocol Aficionado Prints
Browse our art prints that creatively showcase the importance of health safety with humor and style.
Pandemic Protocol Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that salute pandemic safety heroes—fun, fashionable, and perfect for everyday wear.