Pandemic Protocol Enthusiast T-Shirts

Elbow bump

How To Wash Your A**

Social Distancing Club

Coronavirus Sisyphys

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Decontamination

Fighting the Zika Virus

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

Covid-19 reaper

'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'

2020 Panic Room

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'

Graduation Day 2020

'In case of a sudden loss of cabin-pressure, please don the respective AFTER-LIFE costume located in the seat pocket in front of you..'

"Still too close."

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

Masked Wrestler

Covid Back to School

"Your body, your choice."

World Zika Alert

Home Stay Home

"Oi you. . . down the back. . . sit still and watch this video on the dangers of sitting still."

"You'd better make that 10 feet."

Blackmarket Flu Vaccine

2020 Social Distancing

"Table for one, sir?"

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

Antisocial distancing

"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."