
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
Looking for a quirky gift for someone fascinated by protocols and rules? Our collection offers fun, witty items that celebrate the love of order, process, and structure—an ideal gift for organized minds or those who enjoy a touch of humor about systems and procedures.
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
Obama needs a meet and greet czar...
'I sent out for everything.'
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
'Oh my God. I love it!'
So Close..
Right click for yes...
Bear Costume
Romantic Violinist.
"Do you mind?"
I only have eyes for you
Sitting in a tree
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."
Marry me astronaut
The new normal
Serenading
"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."
"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"
'If that's a proposal, I accept!'
"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"
'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'
'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'
Words of Love
"Of course I'll marry you - who is the lucky man?"
I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.
Love knows no boundaries.
AI Safety Officer
Sinking with your heart
I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!
Say it with flowers - available in any language.
'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'
"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."
"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"
'Or you can rent by the week...'
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