Military Protocol Mugs

"General Hoskins, I don't care if you are in charge of our star-wars defense. You must wear a regulation uniform."

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

The new normal

Monuments

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Trump

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Lost around a military base.

UNFADED GLORY

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"