Military Madness Gifts

The Jerry Scarer

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Military Medals

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Monuments

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Trump

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'At ease, soldier.'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

UNFADED GLORY

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Military style hedgehog

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"