Military Marvel Gifts

Another Fine Mess. It's cute -- but the General wants you to change it back to "Mess Hall #640".

Light Artillery

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Military Medals

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Motivation to work

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

Trump

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

UNFADED GLORY