Militia Muppet Gifts

Looking for a quirky gift for a militia muppet enthusiast? Explore our collection of fun, creative items featuring witty and imaginative designs that capture the playful spirit of these humorous characters.

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Cat in a tank...

from $19.00

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.' mockup

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

from $19.00

"War is hell and so is this soup." mockup

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.' mockup

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

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"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23." mockup

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

from $19.00

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea. mockup

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

from $19.00

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first." mockup

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

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'At ease, soldier.'

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Brighton Bersagliere.

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"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!" mockup

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

from $19.00

Filling the Missile Gap

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"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday." mockup

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

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Military style hedgehog

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'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.' mockup

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

from $19.00

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock." mockup

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

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"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news." mockup

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

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"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army." mockup

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

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“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

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"Especially modified you say..."

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Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier mockup

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

from $19.00

'Chili again?'

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Birds on the wing

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The Jerry Scarer

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"FORE!"

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"Did you call for a Medic?"

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US fears missile competition.

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US aid to Ukraine

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'Does my bum look big in this?'

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French Army knife

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And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals. mockup

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

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Sub Editor

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'...and this is the Mess.'

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'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.' mockup

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

from $19.00

Militia Muppet Gifts Collection

Militia Muppet Mugs

Explore our collection of militia muppet mugs—perfect for fans who love to start their day with a dose of humor and creative flair.

Militia Muppet Pillows

Need a fun decor upgrade? Our militia muppet pillows add personality and humor to any living space or cozy corner.

Militia Muppet Prints

Decorate your walls with militia muppet prints—vibrant, humorous artwork that celebrates your love for quirky and creative interests.

Militia Muppet T-Shirts

Check out our militia muppet t-shirts, where witty designs meet comfortable fashion—ideal for showcasing your interest in quirky, creative characters.