Militia Muppet Gifts

'Didn't you check our blog post, mildred? We're not a knitting circle anymore. We're a neighborhood militia.'

Cat in a tank...

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'At ease, soldier.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Brighton Bersagliere.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Military style hedgehog

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Especially modified you say..."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'Chili again?'

Birds on the wing

'...and this is the Mess.'

"FORE!"

French Army knife

US fears missile competition.

US aid to Ukraine

Sub Editor

'Does my bum look big in this?'

The Jerry Scarer

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs