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Light Artillery

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Motivation to work

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Trump

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

Military style hedgehog

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

UNFADED GLORY

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Lost around a military base.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.