Mile-high Confessor Gifts

Confessions on a plane.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"If you don't like the chicken, perhaps we can have the air marshal shoot a goose."

Monk confessing to a devil.

'Stick on Souls'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

Mile high skydivers

No U Turn.

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

'Nobody understands my job title.'

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

"I thought you must of been drunk last night, when you told everyone your real age."

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

"I see...and where was this carpet?"

Public Transport: Hell

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

'That's business class.'

'Nobody regrets your mother's death-bed confession more than I do...'

Conquering Fear of Heights Championships

'I've fallen in love with my vet but she doesn't know I exist.'