Mile-high Confessor Gifts

Confessions on a plane.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"If you don't like the chicken, perhaps we can have the air marshal shoot a goose."

Monk confessing to a devil.

'Stick on Souls'

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

Mile high skydivers

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

No U Turn.

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

'Nobody understands my job title.'

"Bless me, Father, for I have wind."

'I'm heart-broken, Steven's Dad sold his sweet shop.'

"I thought you must of been drunk last night, when you told everyone your real age."

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Rudy stands outside the law firm of Darlene, his unrequited love. Is he restless and brave enough to go inside and profess his feelings? Or is he a total wimp? What? What'd I say? Pipe down, inside voice! You look sharp today. Act now.

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

"I see...and where was this carpet?"

'Of course I can keep a secret, but not for very long.'

Public Transport: Hell

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

'That's business class.'

'I've fallen in love with my vet but she doesn't know I exist.'

Conquering Fear of Heights Championships