Mile Collector Gifts

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Skydivers recording their air miles.

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Excess Baggage: These days airport frequent flyer lounges are even more crowded than the general boarding areas.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Cat Show

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I started a collection!"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Online Shopping.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'How old is this vase?'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."