Air Mile Accumulators Gifts

"I suppose he only works one day a year but just think of the air miles he collects..."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

'Your honor, my client requests the maximum bail possible so that he can post it with his frequent-flier credit card.'

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

Frequent Flier Tom Walstrom, on his way to Seattle, passes his luggage on it's way to L.A.

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

'Due to the cost of living rises we need to increase our bonus and remuneration packages.'

'Does this effect my Frequent Flyer Miles?'

Air miles rewards.

Skydivers recording their air miles.

Only 5000 miles on the clock!

"You nomads sure deduct a lot of mileage.''

"Book me, seat me, treat me bad."

The Flying Timeshare,,,starting at only 3000 miles: 'Ask me,'

"I notice you've started accumulating miles on different airlines from me."

"And this is a picture of me before I became a high net worth individual."

Excess Baggage: These days airport frequent flyer lounges are even more crowded than the general boarding areas.

...long-term growth, high yield, monthly income, or riches beyond the Dreams of Avarice?

Thank you for calling airline miles Visa, Mr. Taylor. How can I help you today. I'd like to book ma flight. No problem. I see you've accrued 40,000 points on your Visa - enough to travel anywhere in the U.S. on a Thursday. Thursday? Right. Any Thursday in May. The other days and months are blacked out. Of course, then I have a similar policy. Pardon? Ahem. I will only use my awards card on Thursdays in May. The rest of the days and months are blacked out! You understand you can't win. Somehow I'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Am I allowed to sit down if I'm on standby?'

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."

With the mileage on his car close to the limit for his lease agreement, Dave drove backward whenever possible.