Air Miles Collector Gifts

Air miles rewards.

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"Diverted to Manchester, you expect me to believe that ?"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

Frequent Flier Tom Walstrom, on his way to Seattle, passes his luggage on it's way to L.A.

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

'Does this effect my Frequent Flyer Miles?'

Only 5000 miles on the clock!

"I suppose he only works one day a year but just think of the air miles he collects..."

"Book me, seat me, treat me bad."

Skydivers recording their air miles.

The Flying Timeshare,,,starting at only 3000 miles: 'Ask me,'

Excess Baggage: These days airport frequent flyer lounges are even more crowded than the general boarding areas.

"I notice you've started accumulating miles on different airlines from me."

Driver with Road Toll meter in car yelling 'How many more miles is it??!'

Airport Signs.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."

'Am I allowed to sit down if I'm on standby?'

'Will work for airmiles'

"Note to self: Do not flush train toilets while still sitting on the seat."

Excess Baggage: These days airport frequent flyer lounges are even more crowded than the general boarding areas.