Sky Mile Collector Gifts

'Does this effect my Frequent Flyer Miles?'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Snow globe

Snow globe vaccine

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

'Snow again, today...'

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"I need to use it. My red nose is not that bright anymore."

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

'It's an old badminton injury.'