Sky Mile Collector Mugs

'Does this effect my Frequent Flyer Miles?'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Snow globe

Snow globe vaccine

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

'Snow again, today...'

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

4 seasons globe

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

"I need to use it. My red nose is not that bright anymore."