Miles Collector Mugs

The Flying Timeshare,,,starting at only 3000 miles: 'Ask me,'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Rogue elephant

"I'm in disguise."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'Let there be cool.'

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"Help! Set me free!"

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Stop and Smell the Roses

I had my eyes dilated.

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'