Miles Collector Mugs

The Flying Timeshare,,,starting at only 3000 miles: 'Ask me,'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Rogue elephant

"I'm in disguise."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'Let there be cool.'

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Stop and Smell the Roses

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'