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"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Skydivers recording their air miles.

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Excess Baggage: These days airport frequent flyer lounges are even more crowded than the general boarding areas.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I started a collection!"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Online Shopping.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"I wonder what this was for."

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'How old is this vase?'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."