Collector Of Airline Miles T-Shirts

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

Traveller's Luggage.

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

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Bob always reads the Passenger Information Card, just to see what it says about him.

'Does this effect my Frequent Flyer Miles?'

"Book me, seat me, treat me bad."

Skydivers recording their air miles.

"I suppose he only works one day a year but just think of the air miles he collects..."

'How many frequent flyer points do you have?'

Air miles rewards.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"Excuse me... Did they say carrion, or carry-on?"

The Flying Timeshare,,,starting at only 3000 miles: 'Ask me,'

"I notice you've started accumulating miles on different airlines from me."

Excess Baggage: These days airport frequent flyer lounges are even more crowded than the general boarding areas.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Am I allowed to sit down if I'm on standby?'

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."

Multiple panels showing a flight attendant's luggage on different lengths of a working trip.

'Diet...Coke!'

'Will work for airmiles'