Migraines And Headaches Fighters Gifts

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"We won!"

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

"How does this make you feel?"

Fighting Malaria

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

'Please do not ask for change.'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

"My back hurts when I sit."

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

"I don't like lying to my husband so I need something to give me a headache."

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

"Katia, I know that with the right combination of therapy and medication I could have a committed relationship with you."

Fight black lung disease.

"I'm sick of carbon dioxide getting all the attention. We're dangerous pollutants too!"

Ebola Deaths in Congo

"They don't even suspect us. We cause anxiety, insomnia and depression."

Fertility Clinic next to Headache Clinic

"Don't quote me on that."