Migraines And Headaches Fighters T-Shirts

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"We won!"

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

"How does this make you feel?"

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

Fighting Malaria

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

'Please do not ask for change.'

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

"My back hurts when I sit."

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

"I don't like lying to my husband so I need something to give me a headache."

"Katia, I know that with the right combination of therapy and medication I could have a committed relationship with you."

"They don't even suspect us. We cause anxiety, insomnia and depression."

"Don't quote me on that."

"How's my flu? Not good...I feel like a million bucks."

Cuba defeats cholera epidemic.

Fertility Clinic next to Headache Clinic

"I'm sick of carbon dioxide getting all the attention. We're dangerous pollutants too!"