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"So Teddy's peaked too soon again" "Cut him some slack Chet, he's got a headache!"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

"Oh no! You, again?"

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

Jimi Hendrix

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

Days of Christmas.

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

"To think our very existence hinges on your bloody headache!"

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

"No she won't. She left her ring on the table."

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

"Yeah, she broke my hearts alright..."

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."

'This was my favorite song back when I had feelings.'

"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."