Headache Survivors Mugs

"So Teddy's peaked too soon again" "Cut him some slack Chet, he's got a headache!"

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

"Oh no! You, again?"

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

"To think our very existence hinges on your bloody headache!"

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

"Nobody ever talks about how when you marry a human at 16, you might divorce by 30 and have to move back to the sea."

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."

Fertility Clinic next to Headache Clinic

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

"Yeah, she broke my hearts alright..."

"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

'This was my favorite song back when I had feelings.'