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Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'Try to relax.'

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

The human guy with back pain

My back was killing me last night� I tried rubbing alcohol, but� man, talk about a hang over!

'Pardon my back.'

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."

"So, how's the back?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Lumbar support animal

Gary turns 40.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

Sporting maladies.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

'You've got a broken finger.'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

"Too hard?"

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'It's an old baseball injury.'

'I'll soon have you in stitches but it's no laughing matter.'

"My back hurts when I sit."

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty. (Published previously on September 4, 2010).