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"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Lumbar support animal

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

A Few Common Ailments

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

"Too hard?"

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

"My back hurts when I sit."

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty. (Published previously on September 4, 2010).

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

'Aargh! -- if the Lord had meant for man to walk upright, He'd have given us chiropractors!'

"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

'I should have gone to my chiropractor before this meeting.'

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."

"It's done wonders for my back."

'Ooh, that's better!'