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"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Lumbar support animal

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

A Few Common Ailments

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

"Too hard?"

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

"My back hurts when I sit."

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

'I should have gone to my chiropractor before this meeting.'

'Aargh! -- if the Lord had meant for man to walk upright, He'd have given us chiropractors!'

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."

"Ooooohhhh, that feels so good. Now, down and a little to the right, please."

"It's done wonders for my back."

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

"It's for my back. You have two more questions."