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"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

Lumbar support animal

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Gary turns 40.

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Sporting maladies.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

'You've got a broken finger.'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

"Too hard?"

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'It's an old baseball injury.'

'I'll soon have you in stitches but it's no laughing matter.'

"My back hurts when I sit."

'I'll be able to play the piano in 2 days? Well I couldn't before the accident!'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty. (Published previously on September 4, 2010).

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

"Yeah, she broke my hearts alright..."

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."