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"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

Lumbar support animal

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Gary turns 40.

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Sporting maladies.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

'You've got a broken finger.'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

"Too hard?"

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

'It's an old baseball injury.'

'I'll soon have you in stitches but it's no laughing matter.'

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'I'll be able to play the piano in 2 days? Well I couldn't before the accident!'

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

'Don't be frightened, he's only been 'n' gone 'n' done his back in again.'

"My back hurts when I sit."

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

"Yeah, she broke my hearts alright..."

"Next time, try warming up with a little idle speculation before jumping to a conclusion."

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'