Migraine Manager Gifts

Headache.

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Late/Too Late.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Tipping Pain Chart

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

Enlightened Cursing

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'This doesn't look good.'

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"While I no longer laugh in the face of adversity, occasionally I can manage a contemptuous snort."

Hissy-fits for sale.