Migraine Warrior Gifts

'The treatment for my migraines was working well until I had to deal with my insurance company about it.'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

The Cougher

Lumbar support animal

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"I told him he should have trained more."

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Covid Shield

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Flu vaccine.

Coronavirus world

Vaccinating Death

DNA Analysis.

"That's a big fat lie!"

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

Mental Health System Breakdown

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lockdown Brain

Girl's weight issues.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."