Microsoft Fan Pillows

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

The First Fire Stick

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

'God's speed.'

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Archaeologists discover a football

Smile

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Referee cop.

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Football Violence

Red Card - Gold Card.

"Go deep!"

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

"No big screen TV to watch football for you. But I do see beer, lots of beer."

Football drummer