Microscopic Research T-Shirts

"Profession Peabody! The love bug virus we isolated seems to be running amok!"

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

Cell splitting - don't do that.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'ADN'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

"I feel so seen right now."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

Cell Phone

"Please, George...not here!"

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"It's a VERY novel variant!"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."