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If I bifurcate tonight, will I respect myself in the morning?

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Cell splitting - don't do that.

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'ADN'

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"I feel so seen right now."

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

"Bacteria are fascinating. They multiply by dividing."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

Cell Phone

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"Please, George...not here!"

'Put it under my microscope!'